Excessive speed is the NUMBER 1 cause of traffic fatalities in the USA.

The Trump fans are as delusional as their fearful leader.

No, they are a response to terrorism. You’re welcome, moron!

Even Gawker haters should recognize the chilling effect of one man bankrolling the demise of a banquet of site likes because he had a personal axe to grind.

This comprehensive piece reminds me that baseball is 20% sport and 80% soap opera.

Two cunts does not make a right.

You’ll always have a sweaty, unpleasant facial sheen and shitty eyebrows, Peter Thiel, gay Trump supporter.

I have no adult friends, but I’m very interested in having babies with the author of this post. Also, this should be an easy splice into Jalopnik because flakes need cars, too.

OMG, Ashley...

I have a Sportwagen you can steal. POS that it is.

Gawker has done some seriously shitty things under Denton, but the idea that this weird CUNT could shut it down is more than just a bit terrifying.

This would explain why his eyebrows are absent. Probably chilling next to Walt Disney’s head.

I am sooo hot for you right now. Yesterday’s collection was even hotter!