Let’s get this out of the way right now:

Re: Impossible:

Right? Ridiculous millenials.

I desire that you be my bartender for life. I will pay you twenties for every beer if I get that type of service.

This is (finally) where I am at. We go out rarely these days to a place where this is a big concern, and even when we do I’m not at tne bar enough to make it a big deal.

This is becoming more and more prevalent. I call them hipster douchebag bartenders.

Re: You’re first pargraph.