I really hope nobody (else) gets hurt. I have a bad feeling about this...

Holy shit...

Just as long as you don't get them mixed up and wear the snakes on your feet. I've heard they don't like that one bit.

Well I'm no expert, but (<—standard preamble to half-cocked opinion, I know)

I've always been confused when it comes to treating men or women like objects. Considering how completely materialistic our society is, isn't it a compliment?

I've always been confused when it comes to treating men or women like objects. Considering how completely materialistic our society is, isn't it a compliment?

I'm so bummed that Intervention has been cancelled, because if it hadn't been, I would have liked to say: Lindy West, your "loloollooolololoolol loolollll lol" addiction has affected me in the following ways:

I thought Amanda looked quite beautiful in the mugshot with her cropped hair. Aside from looking devastatingly haunted and broken, I mean.

Yeah, the example as she uses it is fucking stupid.

I resented my ex for it... while we were together, he kept pressuring me to dress and look a certain way (I was an insecure 20 year old, and he loved the goth look and was extremely manipulative). He wanted me to dye my hair black, but I very wisely said "No, that would look stupid on me". As soon as I finally dumped…

I'm not very comfortable with this, on account of the fact that it's hypocritical. If it were, say, Vincent Kartheiser discussing the size of Christina Hendricks' breasts, how would that go? Because they're appendages of apparently notable size too, but in both cases, the people who are in possession of said appendage…

It's probably safer just to have a blanket rule about that. I mean, just in case.

And the guy who helped but didn't speak English (and so couldn't give us the autotune fodder we so desperately crave) gets...?

"But wait, there's more! [...] Ugh [...] All the shudders, forever"