I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

I never wonder.

I’m one up on this guy in one area with my red Ford Focus and Auto Zone sourced products. My driveway is fully paved. You would think a guy who pays someone for 15 hours to detail a vintage Lamborghini would spend the extra money to eliminate driving it on a dirt road into the garage.

I sat in the original Smart Car in that exact parking lot in Death Valley way back when. The engineers were highly surprised to see a kid know what their stealthy prototype was, and rattle off some stats to them about it. They were disturbed but really enthusiastic and let me sit in it, surprisingly.

I imagine it’s slowing down because people have been buying the same handful of cars for decades now. How many million dollar Ferraris were made after 1967? Not that many. Once the really rare cars find their way into museum quality collections, they don't really leave so there are fewer and fewer $5-10 million cars…

You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

Why is there smoke coming from the front tires?

Just took my 5 year old and a few of her friends camping this weekend. On the way home I asked them what the best part of the trip was

Seems like this little girl has really been raised well; she knew that his actions were wrong and tried to spot it. Kudos to her and congrats on the DeLorean!

So...he was comparing a 2 year old $70,000 car’s maintenance frequency to that of an 8 year old, $25,000 car with 3.3x as many miles? And the shocking result is that it’s lower?

except it’s not a reference to ludacris, it’s a reference to spaceballs;

Gives a nice contrast of colors. Red with red flames is so boring.

I always assumed the reasons that each successive model of the vehicle got bigger was because automakers assumed the buying public wanted a little bit more. I want my new Civic (or whatever) to be bigger then my 8 year old Civic. I don’t want to feel like I bought “less” car.

and this is why every school should have a ‘life’ class where people get taught how to avoid scams like this and what to do instead

Your user name is fitting, given that you bought Icon crap.

Is it me or does this early 90s F1 look so much better than the McHonda MP4-31(with similar colors):

While a ticket is a fair thing to issue, the earth knows no greater deterrent than the fear of getting your car physically snatched and impounded. I do wish they'd use the practice more sparingly though.