They’re floor mats.

America.

Because F4 will be perfect forever.

I believe the phrase the kids would use is:

Both.

It’s a totally cromulent engine. (Just not so much in cars...)

And increasing dividends 8-11% every year. In March it’ll go up again, probably 10%. “Some say” (h/t Faux News phrase) maybe double, but ~10% has most likely. I bought AAPL in 1997, I’m all set. Just clip coupons.

Stopping traffic to get out and attack a confined person?

Gun nut? The guy in the car was being attacked, and rightfully, could fear for his life. Hes trapped and had a feont row seat. This shit is common place in Los Angeles. However where people legally can carry guns, society is FAR more polite. Others of us subscribe to the street code of “its better to have it and not…

Yes because if he was to be shot, it would be the “paranoid gun nut”.

Yes. Environmental regulations would stop us from getting the SQ5 TDI.

For years, I have stared at pictures of that.

Be still, my Yankee, Jalopnik heart.

Since half of the money went to help kids with brain tumors, you just made yourself look like the biggest prick alive.

Oy, Tavarish, I found your next project!

That’s easy. Don’t turn the wipers on until the ice has been melted or otherwise removed.

Apparently neither Paul nor Doug have had the rubber part of a wiper blade torn off due to being frozen to the windshield.

Me too. Really, the Regara is pretty awesome, but I’m much more excited to see this free-valve thing take-off. I want it on my next car, damnit!

I really really want the camless stuff.