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Spoiler Alert:

If you read the ashcan, the world has descended into insanity specifically because Rorschach’s journal was uncovered.

Really?

I think we found the new face of Colon Blow!

Is it just me, or does it look like these posters used to be done in muted colors then somebody decided to brighten them up?

My favorite chyron today: “Tillerson not denying he called Trump a moron.”

It is bizarre to me that some people think “high wages” lead to automation. If they can design a robot to do a human job, it will always be cheaper, and business owners will always choose the robot, because it makes them more money, which is the whole point of the business.

I think you are confusing Legacy with Generations.

Just a minor quibble, but that is probably not a reference to Secret Wars Storm/Thor, but looks be a reference to New Mutants/X-Men story where she used a hammer given to her by Loki. Uncanny Annual from ‘85, IIRC.

I’m not aware of any evidence that he has the capacity for empathy outside of, maybe, the small circle of his preferred family members, and that deficiency contributes to his weird and rare (for a national politician) complete inability to adequately perform the ceremonial Head-of-State functions of the job. He cannot

Every day, I realize more and more that the election of this man represents some kind of great surrendering by a huge chunk of Americans, that they basically stopped caring if the most powerful man in the most powerful country/ economy ever could actually do his job with even a tiny amount of competence or training,

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed

So... Boyega has played characters named Finn and Jake. Alright, then.

Scott Eastwood’s involvement has me seriously rethinking my excitement for this movie.

Ah, that’s straight /r/TrumpCriticizesTrump material! There’s a Trump tweet against anything Trump says.

You might like to shit on the Golden Girls, but that show is a fucking master-class in comic timing. They could read a phone book and I’d still laugh. No cast has even been better. Not ever.

Honestly why would anyone ever watch that show.