You should play it!

Never . . . gone?

quality post but top-notch account name.

Ugh. Why is that cat so moist?

and all glisteny and foldy. The very worst cat.

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

Uh, there was a big trailer for The Brothers Grimsby in front of Deadpool when I saw it last weekend. Looks stupid as hell but the audience was absolutely digging it.

Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.

Occasionally I wonder if the reason some people don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen is because they’re not smart enough to get the jokes.

Question: Is this a method that ensures his family gets his life insurance? “Car accident” vs. suicide?

The nerve of some peephole...

He committed suicide after being busted for a career of rigging business deals. There’s nothing tragic about it. It’s probably the only honorable thing the man ever did. Dying doesn’t erase history.

I’ll show my age here. Anyone ever see or hear of the movie Freejack? Starred Emilio Estevez and yes, Mick Jagger. What if my man freejacked!?

Sounds like the plot to Fletch.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.