fuck those mopey mutant d-bags

that’s fucking disgusting

“around”

Sean Spicer’s behavior during his record-short time in the White House

eating a ball of pot

Finding women who “can think on a logistic, like, term” isn’t as difficult as he thinks.

I went through a weird period of time where I was in a Subway sandwich shop with James Woods.

I share your intense dislike of Armisen, since well before he was on SNL (he used to be on interstitials on Showtime). Watching him get more and more famous has been a personal hell.

you are the most productive that a human can be right now

What the ever loving fuck even is this response?

literally nothing beyond some kind of weird life or death situation that would make me feel it was a good idea to take a pic of my junk

I think it definitely is, and there are definitely some people who use it as an excuse for near sociopathic behavior.

r fellow kids

a Jolly Roger flag, black with a skull and crossbones (though it appears the bones could be cutlasses instead on this flag)

this woman on Facebook is also frighteningly positive about it

Good news! If you actually have any imagination whatsoever you can build whatever you want out of them. It’s what they’re designed for.

Good news! If you actually have any imagination whatsoever you can build whatever you want out of them. It’s what…

Did you miss the part where I said I work on cooking shows?

I have an XBone you knob

I wish my fun hobbies had so many corporate sponsors.

I got to where he chopped the first onion in half before I couldn’t take any more.