I’ve been saying for years pretty much everything she confirms here.

goddamnit I just threw away a cereal box last night, and now it’s covered in coffee grounds

Oh my god, I hope they include a mechanic where to be truly successful you have to skirt safety checks, which inevitably results in catastrophic escape events.

My dad passed rather unexpectedly... golly, a few months ago now.

I broke up somewhere back along where you did, and have seen the ex a few times in between (including coming to see my father in the hospital and coming to his memorial). Signals of getting-back-together seemed to be happening, culminating in ex asking for what was essentially a double-date with my best friends (a…

he’s at that awkward stage where he’s overqualified for entry-level stuff but doesn’t have enough experience for higher-level stuff.

#notall men comments always feel like someone trying to get these newly semi-freed women back in line.

Some of us are descendants of actual human being actually killed in the actual hysteria and don’t enjoy seeing the whole thing trivialized with the wiccans (who had nothing to do with it) or Bewitched (although I always did like the Salem double episode, I don’t think the statue is appropriate).

Trixie does a good job reigning Katya in

Artists Norman Lear, Carmen de Lavallade, and Lionel Richie (Richie, tentatively) have stated that they wouldn’t have shown up to the White House reception anyway, so, the decision is...presidential.

Huh. So I guess now I can make super nice streams with my 5D. <snort>

the song is actually about spiritual matters

Big deal, there’s an episode of Divorce Court where Charles Nelson Reilly is a witness.

No, I stumbled in here because I like narrative video games. I know nothing about actual sports, I haven’t played other Madden games.... I’m a fantasy and sci-fi nerd so I parsed your joke as one of those aggressive displays of nerd knowledge, like when a little lizard unfurls its neck frills to intimidate a…

I googled “Dragon’s Lair game over gif”. Nothing animated showed up so I grabbed this. It matched my hazy memories of the game. <shrug>

neither should any woman

I hope if you pick the wrong branch he goes out like Dirk the Daring

It’s SO self conscious. So posed, so calculatedly casual-but-not-really-but-cool-’cause-I’m-holding-it-together. Super thought out mediation.

Westworld Hemsthworth

I like to refer to him as “the least attractive Hemsworth”