Blogger. Not journalist.

kitchen counter sex does not belong on this list

Pokem’lady

Elizabeth Moss and Nicole Kidman (suppressive person) have been doing press for the new Top of the Lake season (can’t wait!). They are touching and talking to each other in photos. I wonder how this went over with the church?

My ex lived upstairs from someone who played the best friend of someone much more famous in a big Hollywood film (and was related to someone even MORE famous), and we used to listen to him bang his ladyfriend. They seemed like they were both having a good time, which is nice.

Oh god I came here to make a joke about it being a sequel to Six Feet Under where her character has changed identities... this was the last thing I expected to see. I’m with you.

It’s all very cool and then when it gets to the head it looks like it’s burping.

I hate to say it but they both seem like fun people to know in very small doses, but I bet even they couldn’t stand being with each other 24/7. I picture their entire relationship basically being the Andy/April relationship on P&R. Straight up eating spaghetti off frisbees every night and high-diving about how cool…

all broadcast television shows are beyond trash

“Little people”

This was always my argument about American Dad. It was essentially Family Guy with minor alterations.

Ah, I was insulted over the internet.

Example A of standard reply to any senran kagura article.

that video is awful

they’re pouring beer

What absolutely kills me about people who want to return to a time when Father Knows Best was on TV is that they really don’t seem to realize that the life depicted on TV in the 50's had little to no resemblance to actual, real life.

“Gordon Lightfoot is a damn fine songwriter”

You really can’t get away with just reincing it, you gotta get in there with some soap

This weekend I will desperately be trying to reach the end of this hellish level in Adobe Premiere.

What you’re looking for is an excellent film called White Man’s Burden starring Travolta and Belafonte.