This is a tangent but I’ve always wondered why they give ancient people English accents even though they’re in places like Rome. Gladiator is the only one I can think of off hand but I know I’ve had that thought a lot.

That’s why he offed himself...

Apparently, Robin Williams wanted to play Hagrid so badly he called Columbus personally, but he couldn’t have the part because it was a “Brits-only” cast.

Maybe to cheer him up, his wife will give him the boot as well.

The white folks rigid?

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

I have a 4 year old and don’t expect any more children.

There is “curious” and there is “intrusive”. Wondering how Mr. Schumacher is doing is curious (and fine). Being in the audience of people who actively seek (and/or pay for) such pictures is intrusive (and not fine).

To answer Kayvon Walker’s question, it last happened in September, 2014 against the Oakland Raiders, 16-9.

“I can’t believe that shit, they named me Kayvon”

In the spirit of equality... WHEN WILL THE CULTURE APPROPRIATION END!1

If that was the case, Michigan would have inexplicably made it into the playoffs, been discounted by everyone, won, and then gloated until the next playoffs.

You can’t line up in front of the center, but he wasn’t lined up. He was running.

Well, probably for the neck area. I wonder if he took viagra if he’d grow taller?

Goddamn that’s a scrotum-looking neck.

10. Getting run over by a Hair Club for Men van

you gotta love danish, the language that is so mushed kids literally learn to speak later in denmark than other countries. (or snopes will just disprove that for me, but it’s a factoid i’ve seen over and over through the years)

Come on, Gita, no love for his portrayal of Le Chiffre in Casino Royale?

That’s why I put $0/$0 on applications that ask for prior salaries.

Especially for sub-genres “this SNL skit” and “80s/early 90s comedy movie”. Aside from Bill Brasky and The Burbs I’ve had little success.