I vote for the write in candidate:

Paragraph one was a chuckle.

I could be wrong, but that was my interpretation. Even still I’ve seen fitness articles saying that men should target a bit above that 2000 number (22 to 24) and women should be under (16 to 18), so your original question is still valid. That 2000 number is a total catch all that applies to very few.

This is your resting caloric consumption (the article refers to it as what is needed to keep you alive). If you literally laid in bed all day and did nothing you would burn between 1300 and 1500 calories, the fit 25 year old would burn 1700 calories.

Do one for college football players next!

So I don’t know how to embed gifs so I hope this works, and I don’t really have a problem with what you are saying, but whenever I see people complaining about minutiae, I think of this.

http://deadspin.com/confessions-of-a-nail-biter-1536832120

Cold turkey pretty much. For me it was all about will power. I’ve heard it said that if you do the same thing for 30 days straight, it becomes a habit, so no biting for 30 days. Now I keep nail clippers on me all the time and clip every other week. If I do it more frequently than that, i’ll end up in the same neurotic…

Only people that live inside of San Francisco are allowed to attend games?

Obviously he’s a thug

Nail biting was a beast to beat. I never realized how much idle time I had until I stopped filling it with chewing my fingers raw. Good luck. Along the same vein, I want to stop cracking knuckles/back/neck/other joints, which is my other idle time nervous twitch.

You are plainly wrong that the DS replaced device capability with gimmicks for Nintendo. nintendo’s whole business model is based on using existing technology in innovative (gimmicky) ways and has been since the 80s. They collectively referred to it as “Lateral Thinking of Withered Technology,” and it was and is the…

Accepting everything he said in his defense, perhaps a comment that requires a full understanding of context is best for a medium that doesn’t restrict you to 160 characters.

Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way to say running up the score.  

Gif of the year!

I think it’s fun. It’s mostly Americans immersed in a foreign culture and expressing their joy for that culture. It was interesting to see the white folks being very rigid and the asians seemingly dancing quite smoothly, but maybe that was my prejudices.

Playing video games is so good for the development of children’s problem solving skills. I get sick whenever I hear a parent say they won’t let their kids play video games.

Clearly auto correct saw cam and changed it Campbell. Deadspin should post a list of all their typos for 2016 before they start being critical of others.

I don’t think you should feel shame for wanting to know whether someone you (presumably) admired and rooted for professionally is recovering. The man had a public career in which millions of spectators gained emotionally from. His accident was also depressing and emotionally draining to those millions. I suppose the…

It’s just a comical observation about the current console generation being underwhelming as a whole.