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Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

...This is not a game.

Sort of off topic, but the lead image is what made me think of it... For me, one of the worst parts of Trump, is the level of disdain and annoyance he shows to anyone saying anything he doesn’t like.

What is the best course of action for human oil machines?

It cannot be done! They are diametrically opposed! One removes grease and one adds grease! Why anyone thought they could possibly be combined is beyond me and also makes me feel the need to use a lot of exclamation points!!!

I had that Barbie too, and I loved her. I wasn’t even that big of a Barbie kid (My Little Pony was my jam) but they had such awesome ones in the 80’s. Another fave of mine was the Dream Glow Barbie...the stars glowed in the dark!

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

Early 90s Barbie, you say? This shit was my JAM:

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Boners 4 Borders

I think they’re onto something honestly. Out of the decent size group of Muslims I know/hang around with exactly ONE of them has facial hair - usually trimmed into a well kept goatee.

OMFG I haven’t even had a chance to sex up fashion santa. If he’s killed i’ll never find out if i’m naughty or nice.

I'm a straight guy who hates Paul Ryan, so I'm probably not the best authority on the matter, but....you're fucking crazy.

but what is fashion santa is a secret muslim? i mean, he’s so beardy!

OH MY GOD THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ARE INSANE.

4 A Good Border Openin’, Plz Call

THIS IS GOING TO RUIN CHRISTMAS

this looks like it should be written on a high school bathroom wall somewhere

“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”