Ugh, that sound like my idea of hell on earth.

go off and have affairs, right?

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: when an MRA talks about how he “only fucks virgins” he really means “I lost my virginity to a girl who threw me a pity fuck so if my future wife/girlfriend/divorcee is a virgin she won’t know that I learned my patented 2 minute technique from sticking my dick in my moms prized…

It’s a good mindset, although “Marriage is like being on a perpetual fast” is an unfortunate line to use in any context.

This is the only reaction this campaign deserves:

Yeah so when I lost my virginity, I didn’t bleed. My boyfriend yelled at me and accused me of lying to him (I didn’t). I cried and felt terrible...for being a (cis) female. Yay! PS I came out a few years later...thank God I realized I’m gay.

Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

It’s like how MRAs are always ragging on women for being moochers, but also don’t think women should be able to work outside the home. It’s almost like their problem is with women, and not that they actually have a real point to make.

BINGO!

I must assume that these MRAs just want a wife to make babies with and take care of the homefront so they can go off and have affairs, right? That has to be part of this.

Sadly, I think they’d be pretty cool with that. Don’t give em any ideas.

Oh, they read it. Loved that part.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

That was my response to this. “HEY, WORLD, THIS WOMAN WON’T LET ME SEE MY KID, I’M THE GOOD GUY HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU...”

This guy is so pissed he can't see his baby that he FUCKING SHOOTS THE BABY.

This tells me she was 100% right in not wanting him to have visitation. This sucks.

Naw, probably because it looks like, “I heard you blacks like this stuff”. You should probably just bring watermelon instead. Safer.

Don’t debut it at the cookout. Invite your bro-in-law over sometime, cook it for him, see how he reacts. If he gushes over it, bring it next time. Next weekend, play it safe and bring the drinks.