Bunch of showoffs everywhere. I have Kraft singles, store-brand knockoff of Kraft singles, discount-store-brand knockoff of Kraft singles, and whatever kind of cheese Taco Bell puts in their chili cheese burritos, because there are probably a couple of those in the back of the crisper drawer.

Muenster

Strontium 90. It’s in every single person who’s been born since the nuclear tests.

The cheese in my fridge right now:

you’re gross.

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If you want some next level “the fuck is this” go find yourself some old Weight Watchers recipes. It’s all the THAT’S NOT HOW FOOD WORKS of mid-century recipes plus the questionable dieting advice of the 60s and 70s. For example.

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wtf is this nonsense

WHEN WAS PUTTING AN ENTIRE SCALLION ON A SANDWICH A THING?!? TWO OF THEM , NO LESS!!!

Midcentury food photos and recipes have me so confused. Did people not know how food tastes?

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE, KATE

My husband’s stepmom is notorious for taking advantage of splitting the check or having someone offer to pick up the tab. When his grandma was still alive, she often paid the bill if we all went out to dinner. Everyone else would have an entree and a soda or iced tea. Stepmom would have three glasses of wine to start,…

I only offer to split the check 50/50 when my order costs less than everyone else. If I ordered way more than others, I’m always going to pay at least my share, unless they tell me not to be silly and just split it. It usually evens out in the end.

I can see both sides, definitely. On one hand, it’s truly not worth arguing over ponying up five bucks more for the tip or whatever. But those fives can add up, especially with that one friend, the one who always wants to “try” the new, expensive appetizer plate, even when you aren’t hungry enough for an appetizer, or…

In my case, I’ve been on both sides. Sometimes I had a little more, sometimes a little less. But I’ve never tried to stick someone with a bill like $50 higher. Or had it done to me. But I did have a friend take out her cell b/c she wanted to figure out exactly how much to pay because if we split it, she would have…

I always split the check with good friends with whom I eat out a lot. Sometimes the split is not totally fair (you had two glasses of wine, I had four; you had a salad and I didn’t) but it’s all a wash in the end. And my friendships are worth more than arguments over $20.

I totally disagree, I think people use the “let’s just split the check down the middle thing” to be the cheap asshole. I have in-laws with kids that do this regularly and will trick you into “trying” their dish - ONE BITE and then claiming you “split it” when the check comes, so the bill should be split, even though I…