i love you

Hi Colin, I just wanted to thank you for BCO. My father-in-law passed away last Monday morning, and I spent all week making phone calls, driving people around, making arrangements, serving people, and sleeping on my living room floor. It was the week from hell. A few times each day, though, I was able to sneak away…

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

From the 1st pizza story: The typical don’t you know who I am etc etc.

Well I think he could be more perfect with adorable piggie spots all over—WAIT

She’s tired just watching

That tongue! Those stumpy legs! Could this be any more perfect?!

Yes because American culture has zero rapes happening.

It should be noted that this is not two women. One is a child.

Being found on a beach indicates it was buoyant enough to float onto the beach, which means it should have been too buoyant to be suspended underwater for any period of time. The most likely scenario is that it was trapped at depth: possibly it was wedged into an underwater crevice or attached to something less…

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.

Their brother is responsible. They’re just the objects used to shame him.

Who needs some? I have plenty.

loading it up like the fattest, whitest, christian woman at a starbucks greedily eyeing the caramel bottles, it’s pathetic and shameful.

UHHHH, there is plenty wrong with it. I mean wow, its sad on it’s face man. What is food and eating? A game where you die from eating all the food? I would always take a delicious burrito that was planned out by someone over a sadness pile wrapped in a failure shell. Chipotle is only an OK place to eat anyway, its…

who the fuck doesn’t like peppers