But...but...she wants to live like common people, she wants to do whatever common people do...

Really loving all the lime truthers on Jez this week

Why ARE there so many limes?

Right?! I’ve been staring at her photo for a few minutes and for the life of me I can’t come up with 7 meals from one onion and seven limes.

Right? I mean she bought SEVEN LIMES on a tight budget.

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

Though i dislike Goop, i’m not going to fault her for supporting a friend but as a sidenote why is there a promotional event for chef (great movie, highly recommend) when it came out last august?

Someone at VH1 suggested that Rihanna and Drake are back together, doesn’t understand that Rihanna only hooks up with Drake when she’s bored.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

I hate this and it breaks my heart. Whenever I hear things like this, I think “I’d never have done something so cruel as a teen,” and then I think, but would I? I would’ve been passive if I’d seen this kind of bullying. Which is just as bad.

Seriously? Fucking seriously? What is the fucked up rationale for that? Vast swatches of the US are calling for more police accountability and for the police to have to wear body cameras, and Texas is just like... nope?

Please be joking. Holy fucking shit.

My father was an officer for 30+ years and he said, in all that time, it maybe happened a dozen times. So less than once a year. he’s also only fired his weapon not even half a dozen times, only one resulted in a death (the man that died was going to stab his daughter so I’m not shedding any tears). But my dad said…

Clearly officers would be safer if they didn't have a weapon for the public to lunge at.

If we’re to believe the reports, everyone everywhere who has any interaction with law enforcement whatsoever lunges for the damn things.

How often do suspects actually reach for an officer’s weapon? That explanation sure seems to come up an awful lot whenever someone is mistreated/injured/killer by a cop.

I'm a big fan of both Matt Damon and Rob Lowe, but where to begin with Michael Douglas... I love that after so many years he still does edgy movies, little indie projects, and so many other films that seasoned vets like him would never even touch. And he kills every one - I can't wait to watch this!

The houseboy actually offered Matt Damon "pigs"... "pigs in a blanket".. at crotch level..

I didn't think I could love Rob Lowe any more deeply after his performance as Drew Peterson in that Lifetime movie. Now I know I was wrong. He was perfection in this.

Matt Damon, please only wear crystal-encrusted swimwear. Just that. That's all.