But...but...she wants to live like common people, she wants to do whatever common people do...

Really loving all the lime truthers on Jez this week

Why ARE there so many limes?

Right?! I’ve been staring at her photo for a few minutes and for the life of me I can’t come up with 7 meals from one onion and seven limes.

Right? I mean she bought SEVEN LIMES on a tight budget.

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

Though i dislike Goop, i’m not going to fault her for supporting a friend but as a sidenote why is there a promotional event for chef (great movie, highly recommend) when it came out last august?

Someone at VH1 suggested that Rihanna and Drake are back together, doesn’t understand that Rihanna only hooks up with Drake when she’s bored.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

I hate this and it breaks my heart. Whenever I hear things like this, I think “I’d never have done something so cruel as a teen,” and then I think, but would I? I would’ve been passive if I’d seen this kind of bullying. Which is just as bad.

Haha! That sounds sooo scary. I'm gonna stick with my house cats. Sometimes they try to kill me but so far they've been very bad at it.

I have a tiger rescue center nearby, and you can do a tour in the twilight during the summer months, and the tigers and other big cats are pretty active. Nothing quite gets the hairs on the back of your neck up like realizing that the tiger is watching you. And only you.

Holy goddamn shit. It's easy to look at lions and not fear them, we're mostly so disconnected and at a safe distance. When most of our images are of them at rest, lounging about, like a feline Buddah, it's easy to forget how utterly fearsome they are. But this image, it's spectacular. That's a creature to be feared…

Which lion face are you looking at?!

The jus one.

I forget... with lions are you supposed to keep still and maintain eye contact, play dead, yell and make yourself seem as big as possible, or baste yourself in roast beef jus and wait to be eaten?

I'm a big fan of both Matt Damon and Rob Lowe, but where to begin with Michael Douglas... I love that after so many years he still does edgy movies, little indie projects, and so many other films that seasoned vets like him would never even touch. And he kills every one - I can't wait to watch this!

The houseboy actually offered Matt Damon "pigs"... "pigs in a blanket".. at crotch level..

I didn't think I could love Rob Lowe any more deeply after his performance as Drew Peterson in that Lifetime movie. Now I know I was wrong. He was perfection in this.

Matt Damon, please only wear crystal-encrusted swimwear. Just that. That's all.