Her and Tom Brady are always up to no good.

Custard good. Jam good. Meat good.

I work at an arboretum in the midwest, GTF outta here with your “Fall Sucks” bullshit.

I did have a meet-cute, where my 4-year-old daughter was my wingman. So this is the story of how I met Mr. Bells. Now, you all know I am a heathen feminazi, so it will surprise you to hear that we met ... at church.

I’ve been 29 for 72 years.

Understandable, he was dreamy

Cube of flowers?

Heavens no. I live in the deep south.

“Why would seeing a bad picture of me make people feel good?” Crawford asked Lena Dunham.

I imagine Giselle and Tom just have arguments over coffee about who is prettier and the answer is neither of you because you’re both insufferable and I hate both of you.

Honestly, I feel the same way about candy.

People who are always in relationships really weird me out. Like, is it really that hard not having a partner for a more than 6 months or a year? Seems impossible for celebrities. I’m not even really talking about Lea Michelle. Maybe it’s just that I hate pretty much everyone, but I can’t imagine being able to…

Did she come with a gift receipt? Where do you go to return your Kris Jenner?

When my grandkids ask me if I ever saw Ed Sheeran’s chest when I was younger I’ll say no but they’ll see the horror in my eyes.

I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.

Kate Rose is an artist, free thinker, lover, writer, passionate yogi, teacher, mother, rule breaker and rebel. She can usually be found walking barefoot in the moonlight between worlds with the dreams of stars still hanging in her hair while swaying her hips to the music of life; smelling of sweet bourbon and…

So are you saying that Paula Cole has been lying for decades and women really don’t care where all the cowboys have gone? I will never be able to listen to adult alternative contemporary soft rock classic hits radio the same way ever again.

Even Snow White is having a bad day.

I don’t know very much about her, but there’s something about Liv Tyler that makes me root for her. She just seems so gentle and sweet-natured and daffy and kind. A couple of weeks ago, I had a stupendously self-pitying cold, and cheered myself up by building a misery fort under my duvet and re-watching the old Lord…