Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

LL wears everything better.

Like an extra from Mad Max: Fury Road.

You’re talking about people who love a guy who has a gilded skyscraper and plasters his name in big gold letters on every building he possibly can. “Subtle” is not a concept they understand.

Watergate, Waterloo, whatever. Let’s talk about Hillary Clinton....

Also 75lbs of black eyeliner.

You leave Napoleanne Bonaway alone.

not one pass shall be given to the devil. not one pass.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

Why did they have to drag Paddington into this? He didn’t do anything! . . .other than wear it better.

i would but i’m basically drunk all the time and i cuss too much

Steve Perry would be more qualified for this position.

This is dumb and made me laugh on a depressing day. Thanks.

It’s scary how many times I’ve said to myself, damn, if that’s all it takes to run a cabinet post/ be a federal government official, I could do it, fo sho. AND I’M REALLY NOT THAT SMART.

You’re going to have the best science, believe me. You’ll get so bored of it, the science, which is gonna be so good. You will seee. Just watch.

“I’m going to protect all of the science,”

Bernie will get more coherent answers if he grills a hotdog.

As a Jew Vampire, I can verify the answer is no.