The problem is that the answer to that question likely varies from one sexsomniac to the next. I married one, and did not get that he was sleeping the first few times this happened. Also, when I resisted him, he did not cease and desist. The answer for him is to ask him verbally to stop. I’ve done it a few times, and…

Watching a show about Greek mythology. Orpheus and Eurydice translated as Orpheus and Your Idiocy...

Exactly. Why was this answer not the one Savage gave? 

Pshaw! Of course water is the villain!

Yes, those characters are unlikable. You are supposed to root for Ricky and June. I felt that you were supposed to relate to Lester's desire to take a low-status job and screw a teenager, but he didn't really become a sympathetic character until the moment of his death. Belle that, he was just causing problems for…

The top video was just so hypnotic! Clearly, they know what they’re doing, and did not skimp on the cuteness. The second video made me want to ask of the organizers had allowed the pikachus to get wet against the pet-store owners instructions.

I’m not sure there were any black characters with dialogue. But there was at least one black playboy bunny and one black woman who was at the party but not a bunny (I noticed her because she was strikingly dressed). 

No. That happened in season 3 or 4. Measure of a Man is good though.

You’re quite right here. I thought Venom was more fun than it had any right to be and I was hoping it would have a sequel. But no, the direction itself wasn’t anything great. I enjoyed watching Tom Hardy pretend to be a loser, get called a loser by an alien symbiote.

Wha? If the Cats trailer was the best, were all the other trailers truly bad? 

Season two was the year of the writers’strike. That is why it’s nigh-unwatchable, probably why they did the clip show, and it’s why no one would blame you for skipping ahead to the next season. S2 is just wretched. Stop torturing yourself!

Evolutionary psychology: It’s a scientific fact because of all that fossilized behavior we have discovered. It's definitely not a tautology. No, sir.

This is a bunch of psuedo-scientific horseshit. Also, and obviously: The appeal of the hot villains is in their eyes. I’ve literally never noticed Tom Hiddleston’s jawline before. His expressive eyes and fine facial features are what hook me in.

You mean it would be puurfectly fine? Also, I wholeheartedly agree with you that they should have just done it with actual cgi cats instead of these unholy hybrids.

Yes, but we’re pretending they’re reacting with disdain to this awful trailer!

Sonic was exactly what this trailer made me think of. It's almost exactly the same problem. The other thing it made me think was why the fuck are they doing this now? Is Hollywood unaware that the 80's are long over?

My mom had a cat that would swat baseball players’ feet during games.

And sometimes the back story you make up for yourself is better than what was actually on the show!

Don’t forget to get therapy. Things are better now because you’re no longer in danger, but that kind of experience can have life-altering effects. I say that as a 20-year survivor who didn't receive therapy in a timely fashion.

I love T2 ((it’s my favorite movie), and it pleases me no end to know that Furlong will reprise his role. I’d been pretty disappointed that he wasn’t in T3. Good for him, good for us! Oh, I'm also stoked that Cameron is getting this franchise back.