yeah, you don’t notice 30 seconds of the lights flashing, the warning dingers dinging, the steering wheel vibrating, the written warnings on the dash....

DEA INVESTIGATING ELON MUSK FOR CRACK COCAINE USAGE.

Remember, freedom of religion is not freedom not to be mocked.

Hmm.

You could double the number of people killed by islamic terrorists last year, and only be at about the total number of american soldiers killed on D-day.

I wonder if the SEC is looking into this asshole shorting tesla stock the day before this intentional crash.

It dings it beeps and lowers the volume of your music and demands you take control of the car before it turns off. It does everything but display a holographic image of gunnery sergeant hartman that screams verbal abuse at you.

intentionally Crashing your car and claiming the autopilot was running is insurance fraud.

Oh dear, You should see what happened to Sarah Silverman’s TED talk.

a 44 year old going to the park alone to hook up with children...

Fortune magazine would tell you the exact opposite of that about Tesla motors.

I was driving behind someone staring down at their phone yesterday. They nearly ran off the road half a dozen times in as many minutes. So I started honking every time they suddenly slowed down 15 mph for no reason, or nearly took out a guardrail.

You know how you feel when you want to play on a swing set at a playground, but there are little kids around and you don’t want to be looked at like a pedophile?

Children like scary things.

They grow out of it, or die trying.

So, to hit a guardrail, the autopilot would have to drive over the white marker on the edge of the road (it won’t of its own volition) over a rumble strip (you’d think the driver would notice that) and then hit a guardrail at a high enough rate of speed to roll the thing over...

Jesus fucking christ can we talk about cars on the car website?

Hell if I know. I learned the wrist thing from a snowboarding lesson, which was hammered home when one of my fellow students fell, tried to catch herself with her hands, and promptly broke her wrist.

“experts at finding the scene of the accident before anyone else.”

Lets hope that the ULA stays in business long enough to make it work.