You don’t want to be Time man of the year. A lot of them have turned out to be horrible people.

Here’s a hint. There is no such thing as a reputable news source anymore.

lol. Fortune magazine is just barely above internet tough guy magazine in terms of legitimacy these days.

no it’s not. The one poll you have about reliability was from the tesla forums, was about drivetrain replacements, had no option for “I have not had a problem” and had a survey size of 150.

I feel like an experienced rider would have janked left away from the foam instead of right into it...

Their fuckup severity is much lower however. How many teslas have run over their drivers because the shifter is an unintuitive piece of garbage?

One of these days the pack is going to come around on these idiots fighting in the middle of the track, and kill them instantly.

She’s 18. She was scoring podiums at 12, and she’s literally wearing a school uniform.

I’m 30 and I think it’s pretty funny, but the problem is it’s inappropriate behavior for the workplace.

The Rockefellers gave way more money back to american society than Zuckerberg or any of today’s liberal robber barons.

Why did they make the black woman the subway attendant instead of the the particle physicist?

Don’t worry. You’ll miss him in a few years as the situation deteriorates.

It was only when he felt an afterburning sensation that he knew he had been betrayed.

What does being a hot dog vendor have anything to do with someone being a prick or not?

As the 30 something year old man he is he cannot have grace and simultaneously scream “FUCK ME DADDY” at the top of his lungs to attract the adoration of 15 year olds.

The “transmission not in park” chime should be the same chime the new chip credit card readers use for “This transaction has completed successfully, Thank you and have a nice day.”

Thug is a term only used to describe black people.

If the daughter had a gun, these assholes wouldn’t be out on $1500 bail, they’d be 6 feet under, and the world would be better for it.

Yeah, clearly the solution to violent alcoholics is to ban a shitty band.

Then your handbrake is adjusted incorrectly, or you are a weakling who cannot pull it hard enough. My handbrake holds my 3000 pound vehicle just fine on san francisco hills. It has to. My engine has no static compression.