Man, I’ve adored Sam Kerr since she was a rookie and somehow was BFFs with Carli Lloyd on the WNY Flash. The cracked each other up more than Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz did.

I’m not naive. I know viewership for the women lag behind the men despite the women being better. So why can’t the National Team for both be…

I HAVE had the cops called because of an argument in my home. (Ds is on the spectrum and I wasn’t able to de-escalate him as quickly as I usually can.) Cops knocked on the door. I got ma’am-ed. Asked if they could come in. Hell, I’ve had to call 911 probably a dozen times because I have a medically complex husband.…

Dude, men wearing joggers are even worse. Those leave little to the imagination.

THAT took 10 writers? Don’t get me wrong - it’s catchy as hell and I’ll leave it on. But TEN?

While the clapback to Toxicshocksyndrome Leptospirosis is spot on, I’ll eat my hat if that was actually totally composed by an 11 year old.

I live in Buffalo and went to uni here. Downtown and the college campuses are freaking wind tunnels. I have a knee-length Old Navy parka and bought it big enough to wear a sweater/sweatshirt underneath. Most people truly don’t need a Canada Goose coat. It’s funny because only the kids from out of the area wore them…

Right? She’s damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. That last bit about Kate was 100% unnecessary and 100% snark.

Sounds like sepsis. It’s fast and sneaky.

That’s...breathtaking.

Women’s soccer: Breaks nose, sticks tampon up nose, gets back into game ASAP.

Beating Buffalo isn’t any big accomplishment.

So, I receive SNAP for my family of 4. Yeah, it’s ‘supplemental’ but it’s nowhere close to our monthly bill especially with the rising cost of groceries and meat. I start at Aldi, then Walmart, then Sav A Lot, then a local city butcher, and then Wegmans. I do my best to buy fresh fruits, veggies, and meat and try to…

I did that earlier this year (yet again, let’s be honest) starting with the pilot on inauguration day. I had to.

Dude is in roller derby. His name? “Senior Wiener”. I ain’t kiddin’

The pro-life party, yo.

“...taken to wearing a bralette...”

OR - my cats are assholes and we leave the doors open at night because they like to visit everyone. If we don’t, we’re woken with huge howling “HEL-WOOOLE! HEL-WOOOOLE!” like he’s saying hello. Or the little 7lb-er throwing her body against the door with the force of a grown policeman.

But look at her (gasp!) whore shoulders!

(Crickets from all the whiny pearl clutchers who thought Michelle Obama’s shoulders needed to be covered.)

Nah. Go right ahead and ignore the man. Report back to us, will ya?

I can watch that Trudeau video all day long. Damn, it makes my day.