Wow, I didn’t even know Jalopnik sold merch and I’ve been on the site since 2013....

There actually is! Theres an 80 year old guy that prone paddles 10 miles everyday near my workplace

In dessert racing applications, its quite normal for floor jacks to be used instead of hi-lifts. Most of the pre-runners and trophy trucks i’ve seen have floor jacks instead of hi-lifts. Plus hi-lifts are kinda sketchy...