Hamilton, I am assuming that you make more money than me. Therefore, you should give it to me. I accept cash, check, and credit card. I thank you in advance.

Oh, the irony of that headline, Hamilton.

You have shoddy reading comprehension, chief. Try reading his comment again.

Ah yes, the ol’ only-MVP-caliber-athletes-are-allowed-to-have-personalities take

I’m voting for Clinton so does that mean I can’t argue that Trump voters are idiots? :-(

“[E]verything depends on one’s assumptions, but I think that our assumptions—a Clinton lead, sure, but high uncertainty—has repeatedly been validated by the evidence we’ve seen over the course of the past several months,” Silver told Politico in a story published today. “The idea that she’s a prohibitive, 95…

Why differentiate when a hot dog IS a sandwich?

Why aren’t they pressing charges against him?

Jesus Christ people, we get it. These plumbers remind you of that very obvious reference from that wildly popular TV show. Please try harder. You’re turning me into a grumpy old man who sits on his porch and shots “Raysism would never had stood for this.”

Are they sure this isn’t just 2 addicts trying to huff the river?

Water is already blue, you fucking morons.

How do you feel about him being such a loser?

As a Sixers fan:

Look man, while I agree that at least one of the dozen or so Plumlees playing in the NBA should be on the list, I’m just not sure it’s a good idea. There are THOUSANDS of Plumlees out there. They aren’t separate entities. It’s a hive mind. And you’ve just called them all out. I wouldn’t be surprised if, after sundown…

I think we found our new headline for Durant-Westbrook:

School Cafeteria (this beef sucks)

“Body shaming is bad!”
—Jezebel

“LOL, let’s pick a photo where Trump Jr. has a double chin, because ugly!”
-Jezebel

Might be a bit premature to say the Royals only got 2 years. They have another run in them, provided they don’t have the massive injury problems again. (Cain is especially important. 21-33 with him out of the lineup with injury)

I’m pleasantly surprised by your sports takes. I only knew your work in passing but remembered that you’d never had a raisin, went out of your way to call out Jerry Seinfeld over minor stuff, and the whole Conde Nast episode.

This is a really good and knowledgeable piece on the Tribe (season ticket holder here), but too negative by half. If they’re healthy and can get a good bat through free agency, they are going to be *deadly* next year. Although people finally got a good look at the Tribe this year, they didn’t get to see Carrasco and…

If all they’re losing is Napoli, they’re certainly stocked enough to contend just as much as the Cubs are.