ihatelizards
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Fuck Bateman and the rest of the AD dudes. They showed the world what they’re like when they’re together and how they dismiss and talk over their women coworkers. True colours.

Am I dying regardless? Because, I mean, yeah! Probably! It won’t “be” me, the real me, but it could be fun! (I wouldn’t want to speculate how terrible a person I would have to become to be rich enough to do the thing, though. Probably pretty terrible!)

God, he’s so vile.

Like the scenes with him and the new girlfriend in bed the other week. Cringeworthy. I had to change the channel.

Dude I love this show and watch it religiously and can’t understand how he’s even still on it. He’s not “Lol what a weirdo” reality tv, he’s “please change the channel this is too awful to watch” reality tv.

I have to give Naomie credit because if I lived with Craig for that long I probably would have killed him while he slept, bless his heart.

He truly is. Love his new relationship that has zero chemistry and only exists to make his ex jealous and her reality TV famous!

Dude I have become so Bravo-jaded but Patrick’s aggressively trying to bully Lisa fucking Vanderpump had me shook.

Hi all - miss you much!!

And when Andy Cohen kisses a third dementor, you get Thomas Ravenel.

Shep is not as bad as Jax/Jason, but I agree:Patrick is the worst. How Stassi stood him that long is beyond me. He even scared LVP.

AND he’s wearing a belt. If you haven’t seen the “Last Week Tonight” episode about Alex Jones, you must watch it post haste.

After seeing the awesome power of these kids since their classmates were senselessly killed, I have hope for the future of our country. For the first time since November 2016, I have hope.

Fuck him up, David.

Yeah, he definitely would have ... except for those pesky bone spurs.

What are the odds this clause was added post-pirate?

a lifetime of homemade furniture (never forget Schumer’s Aidan, Ben Hanisch)

Trump is allowing this to happen because brown people and for his corporate buddies to swoop in pick over the bones for profit.

“Maybe their president should do more” Trump Probably