ihatelizards
ihatelizards
ihatelizards

Lu is so fucking insufferable. 

Philip is outraged that he got caught. ”Simple life”, my arse.

Her preferred style is more minimalist, white, sparse, and slightly modern.”

Wait what’s wrong with telling somebody I’m falling for that “I love you” after a month?

You can’t separate Love Island from Iain Stirling’s fantastic commentary on the UK version. It could easily be a horrible and mean-spirited show without his good work.

Still loving Camilla and Jamie.

As a British person, I’d be really interested to hear what other slang you’ve picked up from Love Island.

Uhmm what about when they dug up an unmarked grave and it has the skeletal remains of a jackal, what about that.

Katie is THE WOOOOOOOOOOORST. 

I disagree - Stassi is reformed and Beau is to thank for it. We have all come to find through the years that the real devil is in fact Katie Maloney FauxSchwartz.

He did serious journalism in dangerous areas and actually had a hard time getting his first job...he does a lot of charity work now too. 

Remember him carrying that bloody Haitian boy to safety? 

Remember ‘the Mole’?

it’s not a terrible leap from this, to banning women from driving.

You have done the Lord’s Work, Tracy. Seattle was probably one of my last seasons of truly being in love with the Real World.

“....when you have to fake your orgasm for six hours... I can’t say that it was nothing.”

There’s a scene where they cuddled and petted and rolled around on the ground, but it got left on the cutting room floor.  Maybe we’ll see it on BluRay.

Is no one else annoyed by the existence of crossbows with zero reload time? I can deal with zombies and dragons and all sorts of nonsense  but Bronn and Euron can’t just magically have their strings redrawn in an instant 

Lyanna telling Jorah where he could shove it. :)

Anyone wishing Khal Drogo will make one last appearance even as a super sexy, frozen Dothraki? Klondike Drogo? No? Just me?