Yes, but exactly how much sushi would he demand in this comeback scenario??? People don’t think these things through...

Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Choose statehood and you’ll get that vote. Instead, you’ve played petty politics and remained a territory all this time. You don’t get a vote and still get to do your own thing. Lol read a fucking book on how government works idiot.

Dodger dogs...in all forms...are the most overrated ballpark food in the country. Fight me!

The trouble all began with an embarrassing stretch of static and then dead air when after a few minutes of pre-game commentary among all of the announcers, Blass said, “well, now I’ll throw it over to you guys in the radio booth.”

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

Is it still ok to urinate on your friends if they were not stung by jellyfish?

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

I actually got the bracket in my inbox yesterday but didn’t release it, here it is you can independently verify its authenticity

There are 12 WNBA teams with 12 players on each team. If 15 UCONN grads are in the WNBA then that’s roughly 10% of the league, which is twice what you said. Also, you seem crazy.

I’m gonna go ahead and say the Baylor women get upset. In general.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

You hear that? Bears. Now everyone’s in danger

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

Shoulda just punched girls instead.

I had sex with Kate Upton once, and I’ve been unable to stop lying in comment sections ever since.

Texas Instruments Graphing Calculators.