Hey, I'm a reader too! And i WANT to read this. AS DO WAY MORE PEOPLE THAN AGREE WITH YOU.

God bless this country! Im so glad that the government is out there, protecting us from these evil vehicles! I tell you what, its fear of these trucks that has made me go out and buy 30 assault rifles and a million rounds of ammunition. Thank God I have a constitutionally protected right to go to a gun show and buy…

yup. a tank on glare ice isnt going to stop. try your best to point it and pray.

Dont assume a guy in a truck is actually using his 4wd - I rarely do. Why you ask? It gives a false sense of security - (you can go like hell, but it sure doesnt help you stop) and hurts my fuel consumption. The advantage is that when things are really terrible, I can always flip it on and laugh at the stuck prius.…

So much this. I will not attend your wedding if it is at a time when there are standing plans years in advance. I'm sorry, but your wedding is the biggest day of YOUR life. For me, its at best a good excuse to get drunk. More than likely, its a day where I'll spend more than I want and end up babysitting some…

The other lesson - your grandmother is old and going to die and you gain nothing from that sort of honesty. Not your fault though, teenagers are basically awful all the time.

It does - but not so frequently as to be a "meh, part of deer life" thing.

*slow clap*

I never really thought he was a good guy....or a bad guy. Just a professional. The tone in the first half seems about right - warns the guy that isnt the target, but then does what he has to do to get the target. As he becomes the scarey "bad guy" in the trailer they kind of lost me. Like any tool, its all about…

We already knew the answer to this.

Not enough time in jail. That's...thats just not okay!

+10 for "the boom part"

Thank you. This cheapens everyone involved.

Your troll is *much* stronger than your theology.

Yeesh. May this be the largest problem you face every day.

....what is this?

Id be all for creating new Battleships stacking a bunch of these on top of each other...except it doesn't make a ton of sense right now. Outside of the power generation issues, etc, a huge reason those old gunships got so big was survivability - and you cant tell me we have a hull right now (or could even design one)…

I think his point is that he'd like to use something that can cause a bit more (indiscriminate) havoc. Probably something with a designation that starts with "B".

Gads, those guns. These boats are almost certainly never going to be activated again (the advent of the rail gun will be the final nail in a coffin that's been pretty well sealed for a while) - but man. So much power in on package so perfectly designed to deliver it. Gotta love the battlewagons.