Or...death trap. They may have went with death trap. I think my bass boat may be more survivable based on speed alone.

Exactly how i feel about this story. Well done Charley...erm, Fletcher.

Thank you for this. Take the rest of the day off, have a beer, watch some old reruns of Castle. You've earned it.

Well deserved.

1000000% less.

Except this thing will whoop the shit out of those around a track. Driving is about more than just how many peak horsepower you have.

All I want to do is watch this thing go around a track, over, and over, and over. I think i'll be spending some hard earned PTO watching Le Mans this year...

This is fantastic trolling.

Yeah...Craigslist personals aren't exactly loaded with what I would call 'sentient human beings'.

Thank you, for reminding me why I created and still use this burner. People. Are. Horrible.

As many as it takes for him to no longer be going to the ground. If you're falling, you're falling - even if you delay it for a while.

Milwaukee has a number of extra warming centers open - though probably not enough. So far, reports are 'good' - only one homeless death so far here. I hate myself for writing that sentence like its an acceptable thing, but there it is.

Sconnie here, but love it. Well said.

Please, please do this all the time, everywhere, forever. I, for one, would applaud.

Witnessed at a number of weddings - though not at my last (Thank God). I find the entire thing so insanely distasteful. Last time I was at a wedding with one of these things my date insisted I go and catch the garter, getting progressively angrier at my refusals. I finally snapped something to the effect of 'there…

I am an idiot. Glad this educated me.

But...But...American exceptionalism!

this should have been the entire article.

In the meantime, pictured above is the NYPD saluting your fully sikkkkkkk burnouts down Houston Street today. Also, please do not kill any children or the elderly while you're doing it, as it is nobody but the citizens who suffer when cops pull this kind of petulant crap.

Actually, you're wrong - he was exiting! But so was I, so you're right, it does!