Welcome to why football will never die. No matter how terrible it is for us, no matter how corrupt it becomes.

we can always make more.

Every time someone posts about this show, I'm always proud of my decision to not watch it.

BINGO! Sleeping with someone under false pretense can be one hell of an invasion, and we generally blast those who do it. We dont admonish the behavior or men and women equally, and that is a problem - but that doesnt make it okay.

Invaded by a number of people who don't like us very much, probably. That sort of thing still happens you know.

There is naked man in there as well (admittedly, he's flying out of a window).

Stop trying to be pragmatic. You'll find no friends here.

If anyone (who is supposed to be actually thinking about these things for more than 10 minutes and has even the slightest idea of how ocean life works) claims that they were unaware this this would happen, their either a liar or criminally stupid. I've spent a total of 6 days in my life fishing offshore, and one of…

Nope. Nope nope no no no nicht nein no!

We already have a bar by that name. Please try again.

While massively offended by the eye rape.

I wish I could help you. I look at men who do this as an alien race, one that I'm fairly certain is not friendly, and probably dangerous.

So, you know...sorry about other dudes, I guess. Probably, you should be thankful for the gigantic 'soul sucking bro' warning.

I cannot second this hard enough (hah! See what I did there?) I mean, yeah, my dick is cool and all...but dear god why? I cannot think of a single reason I would ever send a dick pic. I mean, do we really need proof of life on this one? Is that, perhaps, the concern? Other males, let me help you. SHE ALREADY…

This is a job? This is a job.

Man, did I fuck up.

was thinking it looked like a z-95 as well.

Stupid, absolutely. No value, absolutely not. Nicotine is almost the perfect drug. Mild, but noticeable positive effects which happen immediately (Drop in stress level, calms my constantly upset stomach, evens out my depression without having to pop a pill) highly addictive, and all the negative effects aren't seen…

As a smoker, thank you for leaving the smoking women to me! I don't intend to quit my habit any time soon, so dating other smokers is kind of a key for me.

Looks like a few may not have waited.

Seriously. The Brits kick out all of their religious fundamentalists, send them here, then bitch when were a few years behind them when it comes to being uptight. Frankly, considering what we started with, I think we're doing A-OKAY. Sheesh.

Isnt this soccer? I mean, were there any riots? If not, well, we were pretty well behaved, frankly.