I cannot second this hard enough (hah! See what I did there?) I mean, yeah, my dick is cool and all...but dear god why? I cannot think of a single reason I would ever send a dick pic. I mean, do we really need proof of life on this one? Is that, perhaps, the concern? Other males, let me help you. SHE ALREADY…

This is a job? This is a job.

Man, did I fuck up.

Isnt this soccer? I mean, were there any riots? If not, well, we were pretty well behaved, frankly.

I've sat next to visiting cards fans before (at Miller Park) and it was actually a very pleasant experience. Good people generally.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cant even be a little annoyed with this. Great film. Hope you have a good day!

Like I said - I had a feeling I was reading too far into it - I don't want to seem accusatory.

+1

Its...Its not one of our better traits as a city, and our downtown hipster scene makes my teeth ache.

Touché. I was thinking Irish as well. Not saying they're HARD to find, but I guess a low percentage of our massive number of bars? Maybe its all in my head.

Sure wont. And if you don't think this is tone deaf as hell, you're letting your loyalty to the bar blind you. Perhaps we should have all watched the Beijing Olympics in mockups of Tienanmen Square with a few tanks and bloody smears?

Obviously.

Guh. Resident here. This isnt remotely surprising. Oddly, there arent a ton of places to watch soccer in town, so not only is it tone deaf, its totally unneeded. I'll be spending my money elsewhere - but most people of sense would have anyhow. Nomad caters to hipsters who dont even know what a favela is, outside…

Rape victim here. It does change you, profoundly, identity and all. This is a huge part of why its so terrible - I'm a different person if i don't experience my rape.

Those mortality rates are quite false. Survival rates of properly handled fish that are released are above 90%. (http://www.dnr.state.md.us/fisheries/arti…)

Fishing is much more fun when you're good at it, yes. (Its not just like, despite what many people think - there's a reason the same people win over and over again in competitive circles, after all).

Nothing here worth seeing - i think the only well rendered piece of this entire thing was the cut scene of the thong. Nopes.

Not cheating! Chipotle is choosing to play a man down, and so be it!

You sir, are a liar and a knave. The owner of the queso burrito wins, hands down, every time. If you ordered something else, then the failure is yours, not theirs.

Not to detract from your beautiful article, but just to have a quick fanboy second here...