This stadium doesn't look racist enough. Back to the drawing board!

NO. We like our simple closets. I own two pair of jeans. TWO. They're not dirty until they can stand on their own or are visibly no longer "blueish". Shorts are the same - buy one or two pair, wear them forever.

As a Wisconsin resident, I can confirm the large quantity of German spoken in this state. Most people I know have at least a passing knowledge of the language and if you're white or mixed race here you almost certainly are no more than 3 steps removed from a German immigrant - we didn't become the land of Beer,…