No one cares whether you liked or hated Bush. I was on one side of the fence, but this is just an article that screams dumb political commentary.

Still one of the best first pitches to date. Very meaningful, and right down the middle.

W kept America safe for 7 1/2 years. One of the best presidents this country ever had.

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Gardenhoser!

Ruetenferter!

RIKKENBOCKER! GET IN THERE!

My favorite was (then Rockies) catcher Brent Mayne, who lied about having pitched in high school to get a shot, and pitched a scoreless inning for a win.

They should've called on that Rosenbagger kid.

I don't know, but apparently it's becoming really popular among Cardinal fans.

Perhaps he was indeed being a douche and thought it wasn't a crime in the first place, or he thought it better to not dip his toes in the subject all together... OR as we see here, he spoke a little too soon, got the complete story THEN decided to tweet, ya know, like a normal human being might do.

Police found the woman tucked under a desk, barefoot and crying.

Irony alert: White Sox fan saying how few "true" Cubs fans there are.

BTW, I'm a Sox fan too.

Even though I'm anti-Cubs, I agree with this. I think the structure of these picks is fine, but there needs to be an exemption of sorts to knock out any team that made the playoffs the last season or won a pennant in the last 2 or 3 years. So keep your 10 smallest markets and 10 lowest revenue teams and remove any…

The Cubs have no excuse for not getting their shit together but I agree with Epstein that the Cardinals really shouldn't be in the lottery. They're only "small market" by MLB's flawed standards (population of the surrounding counties the franchise has rights to). The actual Cardinal fanbase is huge, spanning much of…

I wouldn't call it an even split between the Cubs and White Sox. The Cubs had WGN for years, and have fans across the state and country. The White Sox have.....the south side....

Competitive balance picks are also allowed to be traded (other picks aren't) so the Cardinals now also have something they could deal at the deadline to bring someone in for the stretch drive.

You continue to prove me right.

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.

Well, I'll just say this and let you have the last word. A black guy who saw his friend lynched in the Deep South and who got hassled by white cops his entire life might, at least in the heat of the moment, have some nasty things to say about all white people. Obviously the categorization is unfair, but at the same…