Amazing. If Puig had brushed up against the umpire he'd have been suspended before he could even hit the first step of the dugout.

And that's why we Eagles fans are the best fans in the world because its a zero-sum game.

Right, because the NFL is the only professional sport (even though you linked out to something that happened at a baseball game) and also it seems as if you pretended that this never happened: http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/ml…

Right. In NY, fans can throw knives at Wally Joyner — yes, actually hit him with a ***KNIFE*** from the stands. Yet, still they can't "claim complete stochasticity within the domain of game-time violence."

West-coast media is strange. Over here, it's called a locker room.

Welcome to Gawker, where clickbait headlines rule, and consistency doesn't matter!

*Throws Flag*

The top three nations by population (China, India, USA) don't worship football. Deal with it.

this is the stuff that's approved, hate to see what isn't approved to print , I suppose you wouldn't approve anti Muslim or anti black comments. Real classy people here.

There was no way to tell whether it bounced off the turf or his fingers. Play stands.

It would be easier for Lou if he just referred to him by his given name, Ameer Clay.

It's a shame you can't admit that your analysis was wrong and you dug yourself deeper with your holier than thou attitude. Oh wait, it's Jezebel, where the contributor is never wrong. I look forward to your next expose on how bisexual men brought AIDS to the black community.

You can do whatever the fuck you want with it. It's just a shame your brain isn't able to process the fact that most people disagree with your analysis.

The quality of someone's writing does not invalidate their message. I'm so sick of people dismissing and insulting other posters due to their less-than-perfect writing. 40% of Canadians are considered non-literate and many hide it well. It's not their fault, so stop lording your excellent writing over their heads. I'm…

The Midwest is a distinct race? Asshole is a personality trait, not a race.

I went to school with someone who was legally blind, they had a special little telescope to see the black board, and once joked when the teacher wrote on the black board with red chalk (he was also colour blind) that her chalk was broken. I think a lot of people classed as blind, though very poor, do have some useful…

Bazinga! Figured the microphone out. He heard Paul (or someone) stumble or hit the stand, stuck his hand out to grab the person, and the stand happened to land in his hand. Watch it again. It is a delayed reaction. He actually says something, which I assume was something like "watch your step" or "my bad", etc.

Haha because he misspelled a word while probably using the crappy digital keyboard on his phone. Yeah he should just shoot himself.

Holy shit, for the rest of my life at parties I will volunteer the true story that Tina Turner's real name is actually Saul Hymowitz.

Bull crap. Superstition is more awesome knowing it was played by a blind dude. Well, it's not pity, but it's something.