Congratulations on not knowing how to define "child"

Deadspin would be ripping Belichick if someone got injured on the Blount touchdown, when 3 knees would've ended the game.

There are two parties at fault here.

"no women like group sex"

Rocko's Modern Life > SNL

says the guy who thinks buckfutter is clever

Curt Schilling is skeptical of evolution

Ok. Glad to see you agree there is nothing inherently racial about what this team did, then

"ignorance does not excuse blackface"

If Donte Stallworth died along with the pedestrian, and Donte Stallworth's family did something similar afterwards, the Deadspin headline would almost certainly be MURDERER'S FAMILY CELEBRATES LIFE OF MURDERER

But this car crash happened so far away, and nobody owned Taveras on a fantasy team, and the girl got into the…

Nobody would've thought that, because Jets-Pats blew this game out of the water

I was going to disagree with you, but then I remembered I missed the psychology class that covered the topic of "people who own silver sedans are never mentally ill"

"apparently is willing to kill someone just for his perceived goddamn right to tell a girl how she makes his boner feel."

Those niggers made more money in the last 12 hours than you will in the next 12 days

"Even if Sunday Ticket is unavailable the outcry will be minimal."

Do you know how many people live in NYC? I'm an Eagles fan so I don't give a fuck about either team, but it's pretty ridiculous to treat this like a Titans-Jags matchup (WEEK 16! THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!)

Yes, I know the Jets are hysterical because their coach is non-monogamous and their former QB is attracted to young…

"Double Monday Night Football, just like week one...except these games will occur simultaneously, instead of BACKBACKBACK-gone".

He knows time is running out, he knows he has an easy shot, and he knows he doesn't want to be the douchebag who tried to slam down a walk-off dunk just after the buzzer sounds.

He learned a lesson I learned a long time ago — when in doubt, be a douchebag

Median

she touched the football first, and then the dude reached in and grabbed it, elbowing her in the face in the process.

"i go the full nine"

"i go all out"

how are these not superlatives?