it's almost as if possessing a skill that allows you to become a millionaire also allows you to leave work for a longer time than the average employee.

But, you know, when OUR co-workers complain that they deserve the same treatment as professional basketball players, we find their fathers and shoot them in the head,…

"How is that possible? Where in West Virginia is she living?"

Imagine the Deadspin post if the teams were reversed.

really annoying when youre fucked up? dont go near a cop. thats disorderly conduct, and cops in America will kill you for literally anything

"Lot's of harassment at the station house when a perp steals your ride."

wrong.

Yes, moron, he did. Because humans have been able to be rude to other humans for hundreds of thousands of years without consequence. The internet is exposing very basic communication that would NEVER have been exposed only 10 years ago.

It's going to take humans a long, messy time to adjust to the drastic culture…

Playing Devil's Advocate was one thing. But once the Devil's Advocate showed some logic, your desperate insult of his tone was your only remaining weapon.

(Calling your response right now: "[gibberish]")

No, genius. In the real world, it is possible to assign blame on a proportional basis.

Roger Gooddell watches video, thinks of his new rule: "Damn, we never considered the possibility of a player calling himself a nigger."

I can comprehend what I read, which is apparently not a requirement of the Gawker Roundtable. Keep up the good work.

I answered a question about what was going through the man's mind at the time of the inappropriate insults. I never denied they were inappropriate insults.

You - you - you - you - you - you - you did - did read what I wrote, correct - correct?

Are you blind? Your question was "What do these chucklefucks think is going to happen?"

I answered it. Regardless of whether it qualifies as an argument, that's how the male perceives it.

The joke is 4 years old. Ever since the Howard contract it has been a straight descent. It's not funny to Phillies fans, because the beaten horse is long dead.

The punchline now is Amaro. In fact, I am impressed Amaro has been able to secure his 7-figure salary for so long. Maybe it's because he mortgaged the team's…

Hockey players have alcohol problems, and he drunkenly misplaced his focus.

Just because he's an idiot doesn't mean he doesn't get a ton of tail.

They think they're not going to be suspended for having an argument.

because there are 100 other players in the game, and its ridiculous to feel bad for the guy with hundreds of millions of dollars, just because he suffered a football injury caused by his inability to take a sack properly

No it isn't.

You can't criticize "fuckin" while you simultaneously use "ugh," for fuck's sake.

well, he's partially right, because the Yankees started all this bullshit in 2001