A TIE IN CINCINNATI? FIRE ANDY REID!

- Every Eagles fan who doesn't realize the 2008 tie earned them their playoff berth, because they owned no tiebreakers

It would be so easy to legislate out of the game.

Chris Pronger could say, "injuries are bad." Then someone else could say, "heads are important." Then a third person could say "punching people in the head causes head injuries."

"What do you mean? The pages are all filled with text."

The ability to predict tired Cardinals jokes 10+ years after they started : Deadspin (commenters) :: Navarchos : Jay Leno

"It is a shame you exist"

You got reduced to wishing death upon one of your readers that quickly? Good luck with your continued employment. Although this is Gawker, where hypocrisy reigns, so perhaps this is the place for your death-wishes.

you're right. they don't fuck around with Wet-foot Dry-foot shit.

This is complete fucking horseshit.

If you brush an umpire with the brim of your hat in April (or September), that's a one-game suspension. Automatic.

If you shove an umpire in anger in October, it's a 0-game suspension, but only if you play for baseball's version of the Dallas Cowboys.

How about the idiot Lions coach for calling timeout , setting up the possibility of Buffalo's regulation win?

The sad thing is that Caldwell will be employed for life, whereas Henery will be bagging groceries in a couple weeks.

Have you missed the last decade of officiating?

Yet when Brian McCann objects to silly celebrations, he is villified.

Aw, look at the retarded ref coming to other retarded ref's defense.

you're retarded. Here is your argument: "unless a team is perfect, they cant complain about the refs"

You're completely fucking naive if you think bad officiating is limited to Saturdays.

What do you think of the Flyers chances to win the Metropolitan Division? If the goalie can stay healthy I think they have a shot. Should be a good season

Seriously though, is there gasoline in that thing?