Then you need to talk to Al Harrington. He’s a dealer of the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. He’s currently overstocked so you can get them at rock bottom prices.

I have problems with CBS only. I’m in range, I’ve got my antenna pointed right, and I get some channels that I absolutely shouldn’t be getting with my crappy little antenna. CBS still doesn’t come in. I’m not sure why, but this is really the only thing I’m missing from it.

Eat a few. Word will get out to the other cockroaches that you’re serious about keeping them out and they’ll go in your neighbor’s house instead.