Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

BULLSHIT.

Hahaha first Top Gear, and now McLaren ? #MERICA

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

Those words accurately express the thoughts I have about this car.

I know I’m not Honda’s target demographic here, and I am glad to see them producing cars with some personality and oomph. But man this thing is ugly and over-designed. There’s just way too much going on and no “flow” to it.

It actually looks like a caricature of itself, what a 14-year-old would do if given carte…

The NFL has decided to take the “YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THESE CHILD STARS LOOK LIKE NOW” endless click approach to their online highlights.

Opening Three tabs was required just to watch a fucking browns clip. Are you kidding me?

I understand it’s a long speech and the clicks come from being first, but please, PROOFREAD.

Did you expect something original from the studio that brought us blue, red and green ending?

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

Or maybe just fucking proofread.

Truly senseless. How many Grimaces were slaughtered to make that field?

It’s like every beehive they see, they gotta find a stick and poke it, and then they whine and cry and scream and bitch and moan about their bee stings for years afterward.

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

I’d take the job of driving 200 mikes a day in a Murcielago to inspect race tracks in England.

Also if y’all have, like, cat photos and stuff, I’m not opposed to those emails either...

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.