Do they at least light it on fire first?

I know what companies can do to retain employees:

I think Deadspin writers should refer to the Washington Football team only as the Redhawks going forward. If only to upset emotionally fragile Redhawks fans. Please

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Yes.

Doesn’t change the fact that almost half the voting population voted for him. Beyond gross.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Congratulations Alabama!

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

still waiting for the trickle down...

it’s like the rich keep getting richer.......

I don’t think he said “stranglehold”, but it’s hard to overlook how far-reaching and important FoxNews (and now, to a much lesser extent, Breitbart, along with the rising importance of Sinclair) has had on a significant part of the population. Fox watchers tend to just watch Fox, and with the amount of disinformation…

To be fair, he usually just hangs around the Ponies

TSA is there to keep us all safe

Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

What league is that team in?

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.