This is.......so horribly fucked up. I can’t even get over how fucked up this is. It’s hard enough going on dates with people you’ve met online, despite chatting for a week or so via text. You’re terrified of this very thing happening - that this person you think is great is not who they said they were at all. I want…

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL