Florida: “If the COVID don’t getcha, the gators will!”

My gf’s grandmother has died of it (she was healthy as a horse before hand), a coworkers grandmother just died of it (she was mid 60s and healthy), multiple coworkers have had it and they all spent 2-3 weeks in the hospital, neighbors got it and were the only ones i know who didnt have to be hospitalized by it. They…

now imagine how good this would look on a CRT.

Your car is indeed sad.

Broke brake mountain?

Please don’t murder Bradley; I enjoy reading his pieces and watching him throw ‘bows in the comments.

I actually thought it has some Mitsu Eclipse front end styling.

Because it’s mandatory.

Yeah, but, you have to drive a Bolt then...

When going to the gym and having a shapely ass is your only life skill you take photos of it. Brands give you money to drape said ass in their products. This is because Robocop was a warning we didn’t listen to.

Influencer, is a polite term for narcissist. Avoid them at all costs.

Two thoughts other than the obvious eye rolling this induced:

If you’ve come here looking for people to balance out your decision... you’re in the wrong place. I FULLY 100% SUPPORT THIS PURCHASE!

Have you ever met an old Porsche owner?

or the fact that it’s an original OEM Porsche one-model-year-only 912E weight means it’ll be worth $$$ someday, if it isn’t already.

Don’t throw it in the trash, that’s paying someone to haul it away. Put it in your scrap accumulation area, eventually you can take that to a scrap recycling center, and THEY will pay YOU to take it.   Unless you do it right, and at some point in the next ten years until you get around to hauling the pile off, find a…

“Does this math make any sense at all?”

Fun fact: Cruise ships have morgues because it’s not uncommon for older folks to take a cruise as a last hurrah.

Only because it was actually a Mazda...

This is the thing most people don’t understand about the super wealthy CEO founders. All that wealth is in stock. If Elon tried to turn all that Tesla stock into cash (the SEC wouldn’t let him anyway), the stock would crash like a Model S on autopilot.