My partner and I got two Thai massages here. We compared after though, and he got a significantly different massage than I did, for the same price.

But how will people engage in consumption occasions when everyone is unemployed? Oh wait it won’t matter because they will have captured short term gains at the expense of long term economic health. And really, fuck you I got mine, will always be the name of the game.

Discovery is going to be a real kick in the pants.

I approve. The kid (and probably his entire class) will have every last one of his private messages and emails related to the incident subject to discovery now.

So, I have so many questions. Who’s the coffee and who’s the bagel? What if I am doing Keto...do I have to order the bagel? Does it matter if I get Lox, Cream Cheese, butter, or eat it plain? What’s the appropriate type of bagel? If I have had sex with a bagel, does that help or hurt?

They were probably concerned about being flooded with calls asking when the next meeting would occur....

1 month after Brexit: “Eating moldy foods is ok!”

I see you’re already trying to push the agenda that nobody has brought up.  Don’t be so paranoid and defensive.

It’s newsworthy when a major OEM dumps a population of a small city out in the street?

You need reliability in your life. You need a low mile Scion iM.

I think he means it will be the next Supra in that it will be the next car that people suddenly pay stupid amounts of money for.

So, it’s just a 21st century glory hole?

“Of course not. I am a pro. I pick [my team] on dick length.”

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I never get picked for anything.......

Depends on the movie. The last thing I need is pixelation happening in my all time favorite films:

-> Doctor Naughty & The Night Nurses

-> The Spatula Gang

-> Blonde Babes, Gone Wrong

-> Day Of The Nypmphomaniacs

-> Where Nuns Fear To Tread

-> Honey, I Broke The Bed, Again

^^
These are really important creations and need to…

Maybe..don’t...sleep in a booth with your company name on it during an expo where there are tons of reporters? I dunno. Maybe I’m crazy.

Fixed it.

Didn’t I see a similar grill on a 70s era Cutlass?

I actually was driving full time for Lyft for a year and half.