“ALEXA, ORDER LOVE”

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Already done:

Now go look at a 1998 Taurus...  You’ll think the Camry is beautiful.

Can’t we just call them what they are - Instagram users, not models. It like how everyone is a porn star without there ever being a porn actress.

Headlines: Wife can’t handle more than 6", husband seeks medical trim!

Uranus is god’s gift to pun writers.

I wonder...

Since it seems like the problem is that the problem with copyright law is that the bars are screening the games “in public,” what would happen if they made the places members-only? With a nominal membership fee, of course.

Back here in the States, Utah had some rather draconian, but now-repealed,…

Exactly. Let me tell a little story: I manage a machine shop that is a major supplier of valve shafts for ball valves used in oil and gas refineries. Our customer is the worlds largest supplier of valves and regulators, and we supply them. They have very specific material demands and their preferred source of material…

I’m more squinked that he is puffing his chest out at ‘marrying the hottest girl in the world,’ because it makes me feel like he’s in love with the idea, but not the person.  But what do I know?  I’m just a caveman.

Doing the lord’s work.

I don’t understand why you are mad at Kate.

It’s expensive to run a fucking hotel you dumbass nitwit.

Race control and flagging is a serious, dangerous business.

To make matters worse, F1 doesn’t have its own track marshals. They rely on the local track for that, and the track determines who mans the flag stations.

For COTA, that usually means experianced SCCA marshals, usually all with the same training. But there’s…

Having worked races both as a corner worker and race official in the flag stand, I know there’s a TON of communication going on, particularly towards the end of a race. I can see how the flag stand could be off by a lap, but we always were very explicit in our communicatiosn with race control, which always occured on…

BMW M-Roadster thinks that both are cute. The later M-Roadsters with the S54 engines got 315hp for a sub-5 second 0-60 in stock form.

Miata thinks S2K is 450 lbs. overweight.

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.