This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

well see, i loved the statue because it was awful and i thought was done on purpose.  but now, now i feel bad for the artist Maxi.  he wasn’t in on the joke and this downey guy is just being mean to him for no good reason.  sounds like Maxi already has a tough life and now he is trolled by an asshole. sux.

In the fall? But I want to watch this movie today! I don’t love the choice Peter Facinelli as Raniere because he will always be Mike Dexter to me.  But Greg Kinnear, my casting choice, is probably above Lifetime’s reach (though maybe not for long if he keeps doing those Christian movies) so I guess I’ll have to settle.

What?

Ok. Remember. This isn’t funny. It’s not funny. We’ve all been there. It’s not funny when it happens to you. Just because they’re Parrotheads and possibly/probably Trump supporters and probably not the most advanced people in the world, that doesn’t make this funny.

Yes- making money off of the creativity of indigenous peoples without permission, credit, and compensation is gross. It’s just not that hard to do the right thing- people do collaborations in fashion all the time! The Canadian Olympic snowboarding jacket a few years ago is another great example like the Hermes scarf…

the M in Mars stands for Moon, obviously...you didn’t know Mars was an acronym?

I remember he did one song with Gwen stefani back when Gwen stefani was riotgrrrl Gwen Stefani and not dating-voice-cohost Blake Shelton. I remember that one because at the time she was so badass. However it’s now occurring to me that a) the song wasn’t really good and b) was really just about two white people scared…

My favorite part about this entire story is how a wealthy, adult, white woman with a six-figure job who confessed under oath to holding a minority woman hostage for two years has the FREAKING BALLS to refer to herself as a “slave.”

I’m actually a little sad about this one. Yes, the name of this store was really off-putting, it kept me from stepping foot in there for ages. But on the other hand, it was a fairly reliable source for plus-size office appropriate-stuff that wasn’t too expensive, and it was nice being able to find clothes in a store…

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

America is fucking broken. We can’t even afford to feed our children, but all the Republicans are concerned with is making abortion illegal and spending billions on a worthless wall.

Oh, Lily Collins, this is a bad, bad, badbadbad take.

“...a bit of horny texting.”

Look everyone, Mike Rosenberg is here!

Woman sells a topless photo of herself cause she was young and broke: YOU MAY NEVER TEACH AGAIN

Black Twitter is calling this #mayochella and I’m really loving it. I suppose a bubblegum-pink marching band is very on-brand for TSwift (as it is for Katy Perry), but YIKES all the same.

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

I am printing that picture out to carry with me so that one day, as we sit huddled around a fire cooking our meal of cockroaches or whatever in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is fast becoming more and more likely and my grandchildren ask what society was like just before it crashed I can pull that photo out and…