Aaron Carter was not in the BSB, that was his brother, Nick.

Until he serves a jail sentence and they get off with a fine.

“I wish a mutha fucka would come in this enclosure...”

This is a direct result of the Catholic dogma that was shoved down South America’s throat for 400+ years. Organized religion was useful for a time, but it has long outlived its usefulness, it is a drag on the species at this point and should be treated as such.

The most annoying part of keto is how annoying people are that constantly tell you they’re on keto. It’s like the new vegan.

Smelly crotch, smelly crotch, what are they feeding you?

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

My guess is that it has less to do with cutting carbs and more to do with how much dang protein and meat the keto diet includes. According to the sample size = people I know, the best smelling bodies belong to vegetarians (I’m a meat eater, so this is not a humble brag!).

It’s not just vaginas! There was a bodybuilder in my dorm when I was in college who basically only ate meat as part of some weird 0% body fat diet. He was stunningly gorgeous, intelligent, and charming. He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend. Why? It was openly discussed (behind his…

Anyone who has worked with actors also knows there's definitely a possibility they're sleeping together.

I can understand this. Close members of my family have been dealing with chronic health issues for years now, and remain (despite test after test after test) undiagnosed. A diagnosis gives you a direction, reassurance that you’re not just going bonkers or are somehow weak or lazy. I’m glad she’s found strength in…

If this snarky press about Lady GaGa keeps up, she’s going to have to curate another chronic pain confession on the ‘gram, people. Do you want this? DO YOU!

Wait, I’m confused- isn’t Jamie Foxx supposed to be damn near married to Katie Holmes?

Can we get a What WHAT for Mel B.’s comment about feeling bad for Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend having to witness him sing with Gaga? What kind of middle school bullshit is that? Is Gaga going to “steal” Bradley? Is Mel tryna get Irina to fight Gaga after 6th period? Can we just not with this petty shit?

Florida will always have bath salts face-eating guy. Enough said.

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

“Believing the victim” means exactly what you just said: a crime has been reported, we will investigate it fully because we believe a crime has been committed, and we need to get to the bottom of it.” As facts emerge, sometimes, so does skepticism, but if you first reaction is to say, “well, he might have been making…

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Oh I thought the same thing....And this isn't entirely relevant to your comment but also the parents incompetence was mindblowing. 

“Abducted In Plain Sight” documentary