I’m an old, and remember when there weren’t no such things as ‘influencers’.

Megn Fox and Shia both seem to be terrible people. I wouldn’t want to be trapped in a conversation with either of them. 

ELF!

Small...mice.

Ducks eat mice.

DUCKS eat MICE.

Yup...

“Murder is wrong! Unless its the murder of a journalist I don’t like, or if we will make money off of it”

Definitely read that as “Cotton Underwear’s Season....”

Jennifer Lawrence read for, in season three, there’s this werepanther girl, and she was great.” (Ball wanted to cast her, but she was only 17 at the time and was supposed to be Jason’s (Ryan Kwanten) girlfriend, so the age difference would have been weird.)

You sure? i remember a lot of angry american articles, despairing about fate of poor beautiful american girl trapped in hellish, oh so hellish Italy, but I don’t really remember which court stated she was, without a doubt, 100% innocent. Except Public opinion in USA, of course.

“Fiancé Christopher Robinson, a Seattle poet...”

Is it just me or does he look like Chris Elliot in Schitt’s Creek?

If Beebs is happy and never enters a music studio again, then everyone wins 

Came for Hocus Pocus, left disappointed.

Shocked. Shocked to find that a man who was so good at trolling Trump was just because he knew exactly the kind of man Trump is: the same as himself.

So long, Babyjail Nielsen. Hope the crimes against humanity were worth it!

“‘Well, he’s got a good heart he’ll be fine. Just talk to him.’”

What a callous asshole. You really have to give zero fucks about people’s feelings to say something like that. And to try to shrug it off as a joke? Nice try, blondie. It’s not fucking funny.

Being a Navy SEAL doesn’t automatically make you an awesome person. Look at Zinke and Hunter Duncan.

Have you considered a nap?

I. . . don’t know what your point here is. But ok.