God I miss that version of jk Rowling please bring her back

The one thing, I’ve realized as I’ve grown older is people are really getting tired of industry shit, and these industry games.

Pfft, boring. Let me know when there’s gonna be a good fight:

The first Michelle Williams I thought of was the other one and I was very confused upon finishing that sentence...

I recently realized I could never be a cougar because one of my genuinely stupid values is that I need to be with someone who gets all of my Simpsons (seasons 1-10) references.

Yeah it’s gross. If someone in their 70's asks their partner where they were on 9/11, the answer shouldn’t be “In first grade”.

I really want to be all “age is just a number” but no.  That’s gross. 

that was mean? i kinda think this person meant that was a compliment

You’re really living up to your handle

Okay, I had ten minutes of free time.

Zoe says it happened when she was 19/20, which would have been 2007/2008. Per IMDB during that time she starred in the following movies:

I’m curious about why they made the effort to switch, though. Like, was it just so they could both have the experience? (Which, fine!!) I’m trying to think of a medical reason that would make one mother appropriate for incubation but not full gestation, and the only thing I can think of is incompetent cervix, but…

I would bet... well, the cost of the entire event... that the “anonymous donor” has a name that rhymes with “Sleeve Cannon.”

“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

You gotta love that she’s wearing a shirt inspired by Mexican culture.

I’ve just sort of turned off the news, aside from what I’d consider essential information like the (ridiculous) ongoing Austin water “crisis”, weather, and school lunches, and am preparing myself for something truly horrendous on a national scale to occur. Because my gut says it’s without a doubt coming, and soon. And…

Srsly, the world is going to end in less than 18 years so why do women even want or need breeding partners at this point anyway?

Generally they are rated as one of, if not the worst airline. I only flew them once or twice like 15 years ago, but people rage about every aspect of that airline. 

White, right wing, domestic terrorism. we cant deal with it until we can say it.

“The police chief would not go into further details about what happened with that investigation.”