Now, if they could only get Kid Rock involved with this somehow, then we can have a trifecta of bad early 2000's music beef battles.

MELANIA LIKES THEM BIG, CLUMSY, AGRESSIVE, AND ORANGE

Eh, she knew how to handle it. She’s use to dealing with fat orange objects that are well over 200 pounds and tend not to know how to work and act around others.

I’m a straight woman of color and my dad sexually abused me. Let me spell out to you what incest meant to me. I can remember only a very few moments of my childhood ever being happy. There are no childhood photos of me smiling. I spent much of my childhood in my bed, under a blanket, crying. I was completely…

This is not something to be celebrated. She’s not any kind of “empowered woman breaking barriers” in her industry. Rather, she’s exploiting the fact that she’s a woman as some sort of palliative to sell this otherwise unmarketably exploitive trash, which, while it evidently has a market, doesn’t make it any more worth…

Incest porn is disgusting and dangerous. There is a reason why it is taboo. It is not edgy or sexy or naughty. It is so disturbing to me that it is popular as a genre.

Same! I’ve been single for 5 years. So single that I havent even been on a date in that time. There are times of loneliness, but I can honestly say I’m happier now than I was in any previous relationships.

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

I wish more single famous women would talk about it. A lot of people in relationships refuse to accept the notion that single people could be as happy as they are. It’s not a contest.

Neil Gorsuch. There’s all the proof I need to see that Bart and his bros are lying about the yearbook being a big “National Lampoon” style over the top parody. A sitting Supreme Court Justice has an entry yearbook entry and it doesn’t allude to keg parties, roofies, gang bangs, or anything similar— in fact it reads…

its an Orange Alert.

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

BRB, gotta buy this. The world is a trash fire and I just got dumped and while I am ALL ABOUT the spooky content, Christmas brings me an excess of joy and I need this. I’m going to play this album while beginning to draft my shopping list for Christmas. 

Couldn’t agree more!

Scarlet Johansson

Definitely low and kinda pathetic considering how many Asian actors have risen to prominence in recent years. Off the top of my head, Randall Park, Constance Wu, Kal Penn, John Cho (Yum) Dev Patel, Padma Lakshmi, Riz Ahmed (double Yum), Brenda Song, the Asian guy from Kimmy Scmidt, Priyanka Chopra, Ali Wong, Scarlet…

All the same to me.

I know it’s just part of my plot to destroy amurrika, but I think all competitive team sports should be removed from schools. If you want sports, then have your community set up leagues open to all residents.

This made very angry because as a general rule appellate judges get pissy real fast if you answer their question with question and I am sure Judge Kavanaugh is no different. You think he would offer Senators the same respect  he would demanded from litigators. 

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?